T was standing right in front of me, gave me a goodnight kiss, then walked away.
Me: T, did you just toot in my face?
T: (giggling) Yeah, was it stinky?
Me: Yeah it was!
R: (from upstairs) Dude! That was awesome! Give me five!
Thoughts on living in the MidWest with her husband and two young sons from a mom born-and-raised on the West Coast.